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This is from the Feb. 13, 1908 edition of the Freeman Courier:

An old man lately said that when we see so many young men with their hair parted in the middle and hanging down over their foreheads so as to obscure every trace of intellect and so many young women with their hair all frizzly-frowsly and flopping around over their face in fifty different directions, we are not surprised that the followers of Darwin are now positively sure that mankind descended from the monkey.

Classic.